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(Dynamic music)

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♪

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(Text on screen)

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(Dramatic instrumental music)

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♪

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- (slurping)
- (video game noises sounding)

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- (munching)
- (video game noises sounding)

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(video game noises sounding)

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L1, circle,

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down, left, up, right,
triangle down.

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Now, try this one.

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L1, R1, right, right, left,
right, up, up, down.

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- (video game trilling)
- Harneel: Come on, man!

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Jasmeet: That's what I did!

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- Give me the controller.
- What? No.

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You suck at lava jumping.
We're gonna lose hearts.

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At least
let me put in the cheat.

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My fingers are faster.

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All right.

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Harneel: Stoked for
our Dastar Bandi?

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Jasmeet: I just hope no one
thinks we look like uncles.

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Nah, man.
We'll look so much sicker.

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Girls go crazy.

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I hope Emma goes crazy.

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Same, man.
She's so fine.

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Hottest girl ever.

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- Jasmeet: Yes!
- Harneel: I told you.

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Let's go.

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Oh, snap!

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Maanvi coming through with
the after school Maggi.

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- Pause it, pause it, quick.
- God, this smells delicious.

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Maanvi: Mummy said you can only
play for a half hour more.

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Then, I'm allowed
to watch Lizzie McGuire.

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Jasmeet: Yeah, whatever.

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Harneel:
Pooji's noodles are the best.

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Maanvi: I helped her
make it, too, you know.

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Yeah, that's why it's so good.

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I knew it.

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(both trilling)

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You're welcome!

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Yeah, okay.
Thanks, Maanvi.

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Thanks, Maanvi.

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Dad, eww. What is this backpack?
I'm not in grade 3 anymore.

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That's a crocodile.
Totally different.

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That's cool.
This is for kids. It isn't.

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Why can't you just get normal
stuff from Staples,

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like regular kid's parents
or Harneel's?

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Harneel:
"K-Wality Pencil-z".

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Weird name.

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Dollar Store is best.

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Yeah, but the kids at school

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always swipe binders and it
destroys all the rings.

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Swipe?

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What do you mean "swipe"?

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Jasmeet:
Here, let's show him.

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Now, obviously
I didn't use my full power

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because this is
just a demonstration,

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and I'm very respectful towards
this house and everything in it.

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Dumb and dumber.
Two of you.

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Oh, my God,
that's why I asked you

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if you get those
Five Star binders,

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like from the commercials.

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Just tell them, don't do it.

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How come I get
the stinky old backpack.

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Not fair!
You guys get everything.

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I don't even get
a Dastar Bandi.

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(sighing)
Great.

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Now, I'm gonna get ripped on
and have loose papers all year.

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(sighing)

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♪ Then you told me
to go away ♪

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(pop punk music playing)

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- (bell ringing)
- I don't see how my dad

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expects me to walk around
with this lame-ass backpack.

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It's so embarrassing.
Everyone's looking at me.

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I mean,
do you want my backpack?

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I mean, I can balance the books
on my head pretty good.

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- Jasmeet: Naw, it's cool, man.
- Harneel: Don't stress.

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We'll get some spray paint,
or tape something over it.

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Let's cover it with
Janky Twin stickers.

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- That'll be sick.
- Yo, yo, yo!

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Is that my favourite
Turbanators!

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What you guys saying?
Wanna play ball?

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Jasmeet:
Maybe later.

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Gotta go lay down
some other game first.

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All right, player.
I see you.

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Girl:
Lame-ass backpack.

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Yo, is it true what
all the kids are saying?

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Wait.

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What are they saying?

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There's some Britney Spears
look-alike at our school.

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Nah, I think that's
her younger sister.

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Maybe she's like a clone.

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Right, right.

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They cloned that sheep
and Britney Spears.

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Oh shit!
Be quiet, she's right there!

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Stop. Oh my God.
I actually love her, though.

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- It's good to love yourself.
- Emma: You're crazy.

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Who are you guys, like, twins?
Or maybe you're the clones?

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Clones.
But they just got my genes

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mixed up with
Justin Timberlake's.

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That's why I turned out
white and crazy hot.

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Stop.
Oh my God.

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- Nah, we're cousins.
- Emma: How cute.

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Is that why, like -
not to be rude or anything -

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but you guys are both wearing
those things on your heads?

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What's it for?

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Well, we're Sikh.
Not like, sick.

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We're also
super sick, you know?

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- Yeah.
- It's our religion.

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So, is it, like,
your hair in there?

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- Can I see it?
- Nah, nah, nah.

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It's only for special people,
like, I don't know,

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if you become one of our dates
to the dance or something.

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Wow, couple of
smooth talkers over here, eh?

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Let's see if one of you
will be the lucky one.

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Or maybe both?

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I know it's tempting,
but you can only pick one of us.

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(bell ringing)

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Anyways,
I gotta go to class.

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Nice shoes.
Only cool people wear K-Swiss.

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Shieeet.
Well, that's all you, dog.

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I'll hit up
one of her friends.

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Maybe the redhead?
The world needs more gingers.

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You're wearing a patka,
no one can tell you're a ginger.

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You can see the back hairs!

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The ladies love
a li'l sneak peek tease!

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Okay. Uh, Jason.

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- Here.
- Good.

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Uh, Bryce.

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- Bryce: Here.
- Teacher: Morning.

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Uh...

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Fart-zeen.

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Am I...?

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Am I saying that correctly?

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- Farzin: Here.
- Okay.

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Great. Um...

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Mock... tar?

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Uh...

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Moktar: Here.

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Okay.
And, uh, Jazmine?

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Jass...

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- Jasmeet?
- Here.

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- And it's Jus-Meet'.
- Juzmeet?

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Jazz-- Jaz-Meet?

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'Jus-Meet'.

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- Jazmine.
- 'Jus-Meet'.

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Juh-- like...

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How about I just
call you 'Jaz?'

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Just-Meet. Just-- like,
"it's just nice to meet you."

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I got it! Nice.

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Good. Neat! Okay, uh...

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Here's an easy one.
Okay. Catherine?

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- (phone ringing)
- Oh, just one second.

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- Excuse me, class.
- (phone ringing)

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Hello?

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Oh, my God. What?

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Yeah, okay. Yeah, um...

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Yes.

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Uh...

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Class, just give me...

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Just give me
one minute, um...

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Please just stay put, okay?

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(chattering)

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Dude, I wonder how bad
she's gonna butcher my name.

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Relax, bro. Yours is
way easier to pronounce.

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What? Nah, man.
Mine is way harder.

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- What you talking about?
- Bro, you got it easy, man!

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Bryce:
Hell yeah, movie time!

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- (cheering)
- Mrs. Douglas: No, no, no, no.

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No, no. It's not movie time.
It's, uh...

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(sighing)
Oh, God.

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Something very serious
has happened, class,

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and I think it's really
important that we all watch it.

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(exhaling sharply)

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Anchor:
If you are just joining us,

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as we have been watching,
just moments ago,

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a second plane appears
to have collided

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with the second tower
in New York City.

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We do have footage of that.

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A second plane has crashed into
the second tower

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of the World Trade Center
in Manhattan.

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Now, speculation obviously
rampant already

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that this is some
sort of act of terrorism.

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Clearly, after the first crash,
people were unsure.

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After the second plane,

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people are now beginning to
come to their own conclusions.

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(sirens sounding on TV)

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I think it was Russians
or maybe Chinese.

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They have a really sneaky
technology.

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Oh, these Muslim extremists,
they're always overreacting.

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And we Sikhs had to
fight them to make them humble.

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Gurdeep: And these extremists
are even more strong-willed.

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Naturally, these countries
will get sick and retaliate.

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Supinder:
This is not the way.

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Innocent people have died.

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Regardless, whoever is
responsible for this tragedy

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has to understand that this
is only going to create

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fear and division.

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- (voice echoing)
- I'll show you a trick.

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- Look at this.
- Listen,

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if anybody says anything
to you at school or wherever,

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you should call one of us
adults right away. Okay?

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Uh, sure.

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Uh, yeah, Mom, no problem.
Can we go play now?

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(Parents continue
speaking in Punjabi)

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(Punjabi music playing)

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Jasmeet: Come on, Dad, turn it
down. Everyone can hear.

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(Jasmeet sighing)

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(Man singing in Punjabi)

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Jasmeet...

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Okay.

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- Yeah. Have a nice day.
- Okay.

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Oh, Jasmeet!

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Bag! Can you hear me?!

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- Hey!
- Jasmeet!

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(Men shouting in Punjabi)

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- Jasmeet!
- Girl: What's going on?

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Boy: Are those
the guys from TV?

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(Uncles continuing in Punjabi)

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Oye!

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(shouting in Arabic)

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(all shouting in Arabic)

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Reporter: Spotted at
a local middle school...

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...rumoured to be the nephew of
the leader of the Taliban -

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Osama bin Laden.

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A backpack
full of explosives,

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given to a
middle school student...

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(reporter continuing
indistinctly)

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- (bell ringing)
- Oh, shit.

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- Mrs. Douglas: Farzin?
- Farzin: Here.

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Moktar?

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Moktar: Here.

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Jasmeet?

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(Kids whispering indistinctly)

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Boy: Do you think
he was the one that did it?

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Boy
his family on the news.

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Boy
the guys who did that shit.

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(Kids whispering indistinctly)

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Don't look at me!
I'm not even Muslim.

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Don't look at me. I'm Shia.

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(Kids whispering indistinctly)

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Can we just-- Can we just
settle down, please, class?

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- Jason.
- Jason: Present.

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- Bryce.
- Bryce: Here.

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Mrs. Douglas: Mark.

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Jason: Kent.

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Bryce: Joseph.

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A'ight, let's play ball.

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No one's trying to play with
those Turbanators anyway.

250
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Yeah, Terribanators.

251
00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:13,838
- What the hell?
- (kids laughing)

252
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,216
Watch this.

253
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,384
You take the first shot.

254
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,176
Ouch!

255
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,344
Yo, don't do that!
That's not funny!

256
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,845
(Indian accent:)
Too slow, buddy.

257
00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:23,182
- (Regular voice:) Let's go.
- Bryce: Yo, that was so funny.

258
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,182
What the hell's going on, man?

259
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:27,061
Everyone's like completely
switching up on us.

260
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,144
I know.

261
00:11:29,145 --> 00:11:31,355
It's so weird. They were fully
chill with us yesterday.

262
00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:34,191
Now, my joora's loose?
This sucks.

263
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,194
- (sighing)
- Let's go, man.

264
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,739
These guys suck shit
at ball anyway.

265
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,032
Announcer: Catch the second
season of the new show

266
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:44,827
everyone's talking about:
Survivor.

267
00:11:44,828 --> 00:11:47,914
Anchor: And in our top story,
a Sikh gas station attendant,

268
00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:50,125
Balbir Singh Sodhi,

269
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,502
was shot and killed today
in a drive-by shooting,

270
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:57,091
in what appears to be a hate
crime of sorts, police say.

271
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,926
Tensions escalate
for many members

272
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,051
of the Muslim
and Sikh community,

273
00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:03,806
as it appears they are being
targeted in a stream

274
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,014
of post-9-11 attacks.

275
00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:08,977
(tires screeching)

276
00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:12,062
(thudding on door)

277
00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:15,400
(clattering)

278
00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:18,194
Woman:
Fuck you, bin Laden!

279
00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,363
Man: Fucking Taliban
piece of shit!

280
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,906
(tires screeching)

281
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,783
Woman:
Go back to the desert, asshole!

282
00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:28,706
(dog barking in distance)

283
00:12:38,506 --> 00:12:40,883
Go inside! Hurry!

284
00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:42,845
(speaking Punjabi)

285
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,316
♪ I'm not a child,
I'm a methodical beast ♪

286
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,525
♪ Welcome to another
periodical piece ♪

287
00:12:57,650 --> 00:13:00,488
♪ I'm a twisted pitbull,
watch these bodies go weak ♪

288
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,990
♪ Smiling now but all you see
is a fuckin' lot of gold teeth ♪

289
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,951
♪ I'm Prevail, I was born to
reign, imperial bloodline ♪

290
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,453
♪ Dark harvest moon,
consume luminous sunshine ♪

291
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:11,080
♪ Sparks turn to fire, burn
those who are tongue-tied ♪

292
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,207
♪ The life of vampires... ♪

293
00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:14,209
(doorbell ringing)

294
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,171
♪ Calculated strategies,
maniac that's homicidal ♪

295
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:21,132
Supinder: Aah! Hai Rabba!
(speaking indistinctly)

296
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,802
(adults shouting indistinctly)

297
00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:29,350
(overlapping voices speaking)

298
00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:37,357
Gurdeep: Sunsan, you know what
you have done?!

299
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:40,318
- (overlapping voices speaking)
- It's a blunder!

300
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:43,029
Susan: I'm afraid for him.
You should be afraid for him.

301
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,321
He's our child.

302
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:48,325
(Gurdeep shouting in Punjabi)

303
00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:49,995
(Bakshish speaking Punjabi)

304
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,787
I always wanted my son

305
00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:54,165
to grow up like a Sikh man,
not like this.

306
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,292
Gurdeep:
Susan, all we are saying

307
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,003
is that it's very important
to keep our hair.

308
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,547
You think I don't know that?

309
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,548
Then, you also
know how much it means

310
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:03,424
to our gurus, our history,

311
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,969
and what a shameful
act to cut our hair.

312
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,970
A Sikh warrior would
be beheaded by a sword

313
00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:10,432
rather than scissor touching
their God-given gift.

314
00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,307
It's shame, shame.

315
00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:14,351
Well, just to bring you
gentlemen up to speed,

316
00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:17,187
that was ages ago,
in a completely different time

317
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:19,440
and a completely
different place.

318
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:23,027
No matter the place or time,
we carry our traditions with us.

319
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,863
Susan:
That was a time of war.

320
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,907
We live in a peaceful
country now, in Canada.

321
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,951
This too
is a time of war, lady.

322
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,784
We have been
targeted unfairly.

323
00:14:30,785 --> 00:14:33,370
Didn't you see what
they did to his plants?

324
00:14:33,371 --> 00:14:35,290
That's my point exactly.

325
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,874
Harneel told me all about
the horrible bullying

326
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,500
they experienced
at school today.

327
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:41,547
They were trying
to rip off his patka!

328
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,298
You think there's gonna be
any change tomorrow

329
00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:45,967
without taking action today?

330
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:48,887
What did you do?!
You look so weird now!

331
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,140
Why did you guys
do this to him?!

332
00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:54,182
Why?!

333
00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,561
Why isn't anybody
saying anything?!

334
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,855
Maanvi...

335
00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:02,066
- No!
- Right now!

336
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,402
But look what
they did to Harneel!

337
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,321
I said go!

338
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,201
Gurdeep: Jasmeet never mentioned
anything about bullying,

339
00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:15,956
but anyway, I would never
cut my son's hair

340
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,582
over some gora kids
barking some bullshit!

341
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,127
Supinder:
Susan, he's right.

342
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:25,548
This is a Sikh household and we
need to be stronger than that.

343
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,056
What will the community think?!
What about my reputation?!

344
00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:36,100
I don't care
what anyone thinks!

345
00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:38,603
I am worried about
the safety of my son!

346
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,940
Wait a minute!
What have you said? Your son?!

347
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,606
He's my son too!

348
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:43,942
I've given my whole
life to this boy.

349
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,944
No! You need to stop

350
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,278
putting this insane amount
of pressure on them.

351
00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:49,657
They're just kids,
for the love of God!

352
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,157
Let the kids be kids.

353
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:55,452
Bakshish: Oh, Susan, you know
what are you talking about?

354
00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:57,205
They have to stand up
for themselves!

355
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,955
Gurdeep: Susan, why did
you not talk to us?

356
00:15:58,956 --> 00:16:01,000
Susan: I don't know why
I'm on trial for this.

357
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,417
Bakshish:
We have to teach our religion.

358
00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:04,086
(kids chattering)

359
00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:06,465
Zara: Your hair looks
so good, Harneel.

360
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,298
Yeah, so glad you
decided to get rid

361
00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:10,134
of that gay-ass rag
and baseball.

362
00:16:10,259 --> 00:16:11,552
Jason: Guy went
from freakin' Harneel

363
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,137
to mother-freaking
Neal, baby!

364
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,888
Boys: Ayy!

365
00:16:14,889 --> 00:16:16,641
Jason: You're gonna
get all the girls now.

366
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,600
Oh see, one comes right now.

367
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:21,020
Emma: Love the hair.

368
00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:26,984
You actually do look like
Justin Timberlake, Harneel.

369
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,612
Hey, it's Neal now.
Get it right, man.

370
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,657
- (kids chattering)
- Boy: That's my boy Neal.

371
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,993
(kids chattering)

372
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,745
Okay, let's take your seats.
Everybody take your seat--

373
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,329
Zara:
It looks so good.

374
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,499
Ooh!
There's a little change, eh?

375
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,667
I like it.

376
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,042
Zara:
He's so funny.

377
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,003
Emma:
I know. Oh, my God.

378
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,172
Mrs. Douglas: Okay...

379
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,091
Let's get going.

380
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,046
Isn't it right, puth?

381
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,464
- Yes.
- Simmi Aunty: So sweet.

382
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:36,345
(Punjabi music playing)

383
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,221
Boy: Yo!
Ball! Ball! Ball!

384
00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:40,516
Cover him! Cover him!

385
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,978
(boys chattering,
shouting insults)

386
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,063
Bryce:
Fuck you, man!

387
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,646
He can't guard you!

388
00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,565
Boy:
Take the fuckin' shot, dumbass.

389
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,983
Jason:
Yo, let's play some defence!

390
00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:50,692
Bryce: Yo, pass.

391
00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:53,070
Pass. Watch this.
Watch this. Hey, Jaz.

392
00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:55,074
Wanna sub in?

393
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,574
- Yeah?
- Jasmeet: Uh, sure.

394
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,619
Bryce:
This is gonna be fun.

395
00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:12,132
- Yo, chill!
- All right, all right.

396
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,216
- Just keep playing.
- (sighing)

397
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,675
All right.

398
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,596
Come on, man!

399
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:22,267
Shit, my bad, player.

400
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,394
(sighing)
All right.

401
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,528
Bryce: What the hell?

402
00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:37,280
Yo!
What's your problem, guy?!

403
00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:39,115
Harneel: Come on, bro.
Just chill out.

404
00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:41,285
Relax.
We're just playing.

405
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,452
You know exactly what you're
doing, you piece of shit!

406
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:43,746
Oh, big man, eh?
What are you gonna do?

407
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,873
Fly a plane into my house now?

408
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:46,791
- The hell did you say to me?!
- You heard me, bitch!

409
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:50,752
(growling)

410
00:18:50,753 --> 00:18:52,213
Kids:
Fight! Fight! Fight!

411
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,133
Hey! Knock it off!

412
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,467
Knock it off!
Get off him! Get off him!

413
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,554
He shoved me
for no reason, Mrs. D!

414
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,262
Liar! You started it,
you fucking pussy!

415
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,391
Excuse me?! Language!
Do you know what?

416
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,517
Get to the office. Go. Now.

417
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,684
What? Why? He started--

418
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:05,810
Now!

419
00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:07,395
(kids laughing)

420
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,523
Get up. Get up.

421
00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:12,150
Fucking kids.

422
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,734
Bryce: Hey, you guys
saw it, right?

423
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,318
I whooped his ass.

424
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:20,075
(chattering)

425
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,373
(phone ringing)

426
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:29,625
(phone ringing)

427
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,551
Emma: Hold on.

428
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,221
Hey.

429
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,099
Hey.

430
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,729
So, is it true?

431
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,520
Is what true?

432
00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:52,732
What all the other kids
are saying about you.

433
00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:57,613
What are they saying
about me?

434
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,240
That you're Osama's nephew?

435
00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:04,452
I don't know.

436
00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:07,204
Like, I think what your uncle
did is really messed up.

437
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:11,250
(bell ringing)

438
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,468
Girl: Oh my God.

439
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:45,493
♪

440
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,795
(Country and Western
music playing softly)

441
00:20:54,920 --> 00:21:01,718
♪

442
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:21,738
♪

443
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:33,500
(man singing in Punjabi)

444
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,545
♪

445
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,757
(man singing
in Punjabi)

446
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,302
(man singing in Punjabi)

447
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:53,478
♪

448
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:58,481
(man singing in Punjabi)

449
00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:00,652
♪

450
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:05,615
(man singing in Punjabi)

451
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,535
Nice.

452
00:22:22,048 --> 00:22:23,798
Congratulations.

453
00:22:23,799 --> 00:22:26,928
(uncles speaking indistinctly)

454
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,511
Simmi Aunty:
Congratulations, beta.

455
00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:29,971
You look so good!

456
00:22:29,972 --> 00:22:31,640
(overlapping voices)

457
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,894
So nice.

458
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:38,606
(overlapping voices)

459
00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:40,650
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

460
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:47,406
(overlapping conversation
in Punjabi)

461
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,919
(Punjabi music plays quietly)

462
00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:14,433
It looks good on you.

463
00:23:16,894 --> 00:23:19,021
Thanks, man.

464
00:23:22,483 --> 00:23:24,652
Winter's gonna
suck for you, though.

465
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,988
Nothing to keep your head warm
with that exposed-ass scalp.

466
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,449
Dang, getting
roasted and toasted.

467
00:23:33,619 --> 00:23:35,578
So, you, uh, catch
the new Dragon Ball Z?

468
00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:39,000
Yeah. That Cell versus
Trunks fight was so sick.

469
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:41,001
Trunks is leveling
up man, I'm tellin' ya.

470
00:23:41,127 --> 00:23:43,086
Nah, Cell's way stronger.

471
00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:45,756
But, I mean, they always end it
right when it gets good.

472
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,843
Bro, I know! So lame.

473
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,928
You see that flashback
episode last week?

474
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,596
Flashbacks are so dumb.

475
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,140
Yeah, such a gimmick.

476
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,559
(laughing,
speaking indistinctly)

477
00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:08,864
♪